HiRe Me Please
HiRe Me Please
"A satirical recruitment sim where logic meets zodiac signs."
Welcome to your first week as the new Recruiter. You have a computer, a pile of CVs, and two bosses who couldn't be more different. Your goal? Survive until Friday without getting fired.
The Story
You’ve just landed a job at a prestigious firm. Your office is your screen, and your tools are your emails and applicant files. But you’ll quickly realize that "hiring the best" isn't as simple as it sounds.
The CEO wants results—experience, skills, and hard data.
The HR Manager? She wants "good vibes." If an applicant is a Gemini or doesn't have the right eye color, she’s not interested
Core Gameplay
- Virtual OS Experience: The entire game takes place on a simulated desktop. Check your Emails, browse through Applicants, and track your progress via the MyCareer app.
- Conflicting Interests: Every day brings new, absurd challenges. One boss wants a Cyber Security expert; the other wants someone who "smiles in their photo".
- Choices Matter: Every person you hire or reject affects your relationship with your bosses. Your standing determines which of the 3 unique endings you will face on Friday night.
- Intuitive Controls: A simple point-and-click interface that mimics a real operating system. Just point and click!
| Published | 10 hours ago |
| Status | Released |
| Platforms | HTML5 |
| Author | Cosunosuke |
| Genre | Simulation |
| Made with | Unity, Aseprite |
| Tags | Management, Meaningful Choices, minigames, Point & Click, satire, Simple, User Interface (UI) |
| Average session | About a half-hour |
| Languages | English |
| Inputs | Mouse |
| Links | Twitter/X |
| Content | No generative AI was used |



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thanks to this game i was able to live my dreams of being loved by everybody in the office, even the boss! 10/10 would recommend